The guy who believes he's dead

A man woke up one morning believing that he's dead.

So he told his wife over breakfast, "Honey I think I'm dead." His wife gave him the look and said "Don't try to be funny. It's not.".

So the man went on with his life as per normal but the thought that he's dead lingered in his mind. He even told his family members about him being dead every once in awhile.

The family then decided that he needed help or else they would need help. So they called for a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist after listening to the man decided that the only way to convince him that he's really not dead is to present him the truth that only living people bleed.

So he tried his best with presentations, charts proving scientifically that only living man bleed. The man finally said, "Alright, I guess living man do bleed.".

At this moment the psychiatrist quickly pulled out a pin and pricked the man's vein, causing blood to drip out of his tender skin.

To which the man exclaimed, "My gosh! I think dead man bleed too!".

Moral of the story - You can't right a person if their will is wrong.